Slytherin: Huff is a sweetheart
Slytherin: You know what they does when I’m sad?
Ravenclaw: Nope
Slytherin: See this
Slytherin: *texting* honey, I’m sad 😦
Hufflepuff, arriving two minutes later with a blanket and chocolates: COME HERE, LET ME HUG YOU BEFORE YOU FEEL SADER
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