Reporter in the Marvel unviverse: Anthony Stark, well-known as a generous philanthropist, the CEO of Stark Industries, and his alter-ego “Iron Man,” under fire today after a controversial video he posted to his personal Vine account went viral. The short footage showed Stark in the passenger seat of a car, driving by an anti-homosexual rally, repeatedly shouting “I love sucking [expletive for male genitalia]” out of the open window.
A+ Concept, I love it, I’m dying, it’s too good.
It becomes the hottest new meme throughout the US. Every single time there’s some homophobic rally, Hell, every time there’s a rally held by homophobes whether or not the rally was ABOUT homophobia there’s now teens doing drive-by’s being like “Ahem, this one is for Tony Stark – I LOVE SUCKING [expletive for male genitalia]”. The meme keeps escalating as people find newer and funnier ways to bleep out what they are saying in real time and on Vine. The most popular way? The sound of a repulser charging up.
The whole thing drives homophobes crazy. They hate it so much, it literally has some people trying to create their own counter meme (”I love sucking UP TO JESUS”) that goes very very badly (exactly how you’d expect). So, out of options, they try to sue Tony.
Everybody should know better than to sue Tony.
His lawyers tear them apart. There’s an unholy grin on Tony’s face during the entire publicized case – he’s in a rainbow suit. He’s in rainbow shades. He’s wearing a harness over his suit and his shoes literally leave glitter footprints everywhere he goes. His tie says “I love sucking [REPULSER NOISE]”. Twitter goes nuts. A still of Tony from the trial, one where he is sarcastically blowing pink glitter into the face of a woman trying to hit him with a picket sign, becomes a reaction image nobody can resist. You wanna represent how tired you are of homophobic comments? That’s your image. It’s usually coupled by one of Rhodey in the background, military dress uniform smeared in glitter and a blatant glittery kiss mark pressed to his cheek, staring at the ceiling and praying for death.
Reporter in the Marvel unviverse: Anthony Stark, well-known as a generous philanthropist, the CEO of Stark Industries, and his alter-ego “Iron Man,” under fire today after a controversial video he posted to his personal Vine account went viral. The short footage showed Stark in the passenger seat of a car, driving by an anti-homosexual rally, repeatedly shouting “I love sucking [expletive for male genitalia]” out of the open window.
A+ Concept, I love it, I’m dying, it’s too good.
It becomes the hottest new meme throughout the US. Every single time there’s some homophobic rally, Hell, every time there’s a rally held by homophobes whether or not the rally was ABOUT homophobia there’s now teens doing drive-by’s being like “Ahem, this one is for Tony Stark – I LOVE SUCKING [expletive for male genitalia]”. The meme keeps escalating as people find newer and funnier ways to bleep out what they are saying in real time and on Vine. The most popular way? The sound of a repulser charging up.
The whole thing drives homophobes crazy. They hate it so much, it literally has some people trying to create their own counter meme (”I love sucking UP TO JESUS”) that goes very very badly (exactly how you’d expect). So, out of options, they try to sue Tony.
Everybody should know better than to sue Tony.
His lawyers tear them apart. There’s an unholy grin on Tony’s face during the entire publicized case – he’s in a rainbow suit. He’s in rainbow shades. He’s wearing a harness over his suit and his shoes literally leave glitter footprints everywhere he goes. His tie says “I love sucking [REPULSER NOISE]”. Twitter goes nuts. A still of Tony from the trial, one where he is sarcastically blowing pink glitter into the face of a woman trying to hit him with a picket sign, becomes a reaction image nobody can resist. You wanna represent how tired you are of homophobic comments? That’s your image. It’s usually coupled by one of Rhodey in the background, military dress uniform smeared in glitter and a blatant glittery kiss mark pressed to his cheek, staring at the ceiling and praying for death.
Harry Potter and the Bisexual Awakening – Part One of Three
A very slight adjustment to That Scene featuring a smol grumpy Harry and a tol, very helpful Cedric.
(And a dodgy use of the dialogue from the movie mostly, too)
Harry Potter and the Bisexual Awakening – Part One of Three
A very slight adjustment to That Scene featuring a smol grumpy Harry and a tol, very helpful Cedric.
(And a dodgy use of the dialogue from the movie mostly, too)
(◡‿◡✿)
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
i found it
the original post
i found it
this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog.
(◡‿◡✿)
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
i found it
the original post
i found it
this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog.
Tony, giving a graduation speech at MIT: In closing graduates, I would just like to say….no one told ya life was gonna be this way.
Graduating Class: *Claps*
Tony: HA! Rhodey get out of that chair and get up here! I told you I could make them do it, you owe me thirty bucks!!
Tony, giving a graduation speech at MIT: In closing graduates, I would just like to say….no one told ya life was gonna be this way.
Graduating Class: *Claps*
Tony: HA! Rhodey get out of that chair and get up here! I told you I could make them do it, you owe me thirty bucks!!
Tony: You’re not going to win this. Because I brought along my secret weapon.
Thanos: Oh yeah? Then show me your secret weapon so I can destroy it.
Tony: I warned you bitch.
Tony: *Starts sniffling* ow! You’re hurting me!
Thanos: What the…
Rhodey: *Materializes out of thin air* WHO’S HURTING MY TONY!?
Tony: *Points at Thanos* He did it!
Thanos: NO WAIT PLEASE IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
Rhodey: *Blasts Thanos into oblivion.
Tony: You’re not going to win this. Because I brought along my secret weapon.
Thanos: Oh yeah? Then show me your secret weapon so I can destroy it.
Tony: I warned you bitch.
Tony: *Starts sniffling* ow! You’re hurting me!
Thanos: What the…
Rhodey: *Materializes out of thin air* WHO’S HURTING MY TONY!?
Tony: *Points at Thanos* He did it!
Thanos: NO WAIT PLEASE IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
Rhodey: *Blasts Thanos into oblivion.
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