I see your comic book Bucky being short, but I raise you, RDJ’s Tony and comic book Bucky being short bf’s. Tony refused to be with someone taller than him but now he can live in peace without wearing heels all the damn time.

winteriron-trash:

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED IN MY LIFE

Straggly, skinny Bucky whose metal should not fit his frame, and tiny midget Tony who steps out of his suit and startles everyone at the height difference.

They’re smol but they’re dangerous and will 100% stab you.

They have to boost each other to reach the top shelf

@waspwidow yO