What People Think Being Bisexual is Like vs. What It’s Really Like.
This is 100% true.
Also, one time me and my ex were in a pub, just chilling and discussing LGBT-relevant current events, and some creeper came up and propositioned us for a threesome. No introducing himself, no chit-chat. He literally climbed over the edge of our booth and asked for a threeway.
Being Scotland, other people were appropriately appalled, and the bartender felt so bad he made the creeper pay for our tab.
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