theimpossiblescheme:

doesblackwidowisgay:

bert from mary poppins could lift mjolnir and so could mary and ms frizzle could too and those are fucking facts

Okay, but…

Bert making a grand show of not being able to lift it, heaving and huffing and making ridiculous exertion faces, before just plucking it up off the ground and going, “Well, that was easy!” in this entirely too-chipper voice that makes it clear he was just screwing with you.

Mary Poppins just hefts it off the ground, slips it into her carpet bag, and goes on her merry way.  Yeah, so she just picked up the hammer of the gods, big deal, she’s got shit to do.

Ms. Frizzle just sprints over to it, picks it up, and starts absolutely geeking out over the craftsmanship of it, the way Asgardian technology is so much different from our own, giving an excited mini-lecture right then and there… all the while Thor’s standing in the background going, “Yeah, can I have it back now, please?”