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I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y’all rushing to that reblog button:

It’s an awesome idea tho

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

I said yes! 

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

This was actually a cultural tradition of the Rajputs, if a man gave a woman his dagger, it was a symbol of marriage.

edit: proxy marriage when the groom is not present! It’s not a symbol for proposal.

@many-minds-of-vienna

If one of y’all lovely ladies ever wants to marry me, this is the only proposal I’ll accept

listen up my futures, here is my standard

step up to standards or become friend zoned forever

Holy damn that is one dope ass knife.

so much more practical then rings! even if not that sharp

This reminds me of the time my dad got my mom authentic samurai swords for their anniversary and all my moms coworkers were all shook because she loved it and was beaming and just so happy about them

yeah okay so I’m gonna put this out there as #standards for anyone who ever proposes to me ever 😛