Tony: You’re not going to win this. Because I brought along my secret weapon.
Thanos: Oh yeah? Then show me your secret weapon so I can destroy it.
Tony: I warned you bitch.
Tony: *Starts sniffling* ow! You’re hurting me!
Thanos: What the…
Rhodey: *Materializes out of thin air* WHO’S HURTING MY TONY!?
Tony: *Points at Thanos* He did it!
Thanos: NO WAIT PLEASE IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
Rhodey: *Blasts Thanos into oblivion.
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