sanderssidecanons:

Patton: Okay kiddos, for self defense reasons, I’m going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to defend yourselves.

Roman: Alright.

Virgil: Sure.

Patton: If you want to live, gimme all your money!

Roman: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Virgil: Bold of you to assume I want to live.

Patton:

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