You’re a ghost’s apprentice who turns off the lights when they haunt places.
“So how did you fail your exams?” I asked the ghost next to me. He sighed and looked at me tiredly.
“They were motion sensors.”
I turned to the other guy. “And you?”
“You know those clap on commercials? Screwed me over as they can’t hear my claps.” He shrugs.
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