au where philip comes back and haunts eacker, but it’s not shippy at all, it’s literally philip pranking him over and over until he dies too
sept huit neuf motherfucker
philip’s fave pranks include hiding one(1) of eacker’s socks from each pair, scaring off any and all of the girls he brings home via making “scary ghost noises”, moving things slightly to the left, and staring eacker right in the eyes as he knocks something glass off the table.
If someone made a story about this I’d read it to hecc and bacc.
Yes this!!! This is my favourite thing thank you @elams
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