Alexander: Yeah, you’re my best friend, but I would fuck you if you asked.
John: What?
Alexander: What?
Angelica: [painting her nails in the background]
Angelica: You said you would fuck him if he asked you.
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Alexander: Yeah, you’re my best friend, but I would fuck you if you asked.
John: What?
Alexander: What?
Angelica: [painting her nails in the background]
Angelica: You said you would fuck him if he asked you.
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