smolangryslytherin:

Slytherin: Huff is a sweetheart

Slytherin: You know what they does when I’m sad?

Ravenclaw: Nope

Slytherin: See this

Slytherin: *texting* honey, I’m sad 😦

Hufflepuff, arriving two minutes later with a blanket and chocolates: COME HERE, LET ME HUG YOU BEFORE YOU FEEL SADER