Slytherin: It’s nice to meet you.
Hufflepuff: *externally* It’s lovely to meet you as well.
Hufflepuff: *internally* Another Slytherin for my collection.
Hufflepuff: *Internally puts on an Ash Ketchum hat* Gotta catch ‘em all.
Why you gotta call me out like this? I just came here to have a good time, and am honestly feeling so attacked right now.
I fucking knew it