1. I died.
MEANS: I am overwhelmed.
NOT: I am deceased.2. OTP
MEANS: One True Pairing.
NOT: One Time Password.3. Mom/Dad
MEANS: Role Model.
NOT: Mother/Father.4. I hate this.
MEANS: I freaking love this.
NOT: I deplore this.5. Slay.
MEANS: Show ‘em how it’s done.
NOT: Murder.6. Thanks for ruining my life, see you in hell.
MEANS: You mean so much to my life. I’ll never leave this fandom.
NOT: A series of insults.7. Adhkydvkvecibggrxavjnxjxsz
MEANS: A state of wordless excitement.
NOT: An aneurism.
Also, 8. Rude!
MEANS: This gave me a lot of feelings I didn’t ask for.
NOT: Discourteous or impolite.And, 9. How Dare You?
MEANS: You are amazing, this is amazing!
NOT: And express of indignation.10. My child/daughter/son
MEANS: I care about their well being and happiness.
NOT: Offspring.11. Thanks, Satan
MEANS: This made me feel things I wasn’t prepared to, but I am honest enough to admit I liked it.
NOT: Devil worshipping.12. Fuck you.
MEANS: That’s an amazingly sad/angsty headcanon/theory.
NOT: I’m mad at you.13. Ship
MEANS: A pair that I think should be together.
NOT: A vessel.14. I’ll go down with this ship.
MEANS: I’ll be emotional about this pairing and love it forever and ever.
NOT: I’m going to drown15. No, stop.
MEANS: I love this, keep doing the thing.
NOT: Cease what you’re doing.16. WHY????
MEANS: this has given me so many emotions that I can barely process them.
NOT: a question.17. I want to die
MEANS: i’m so overwhelmed by the feels that are coming to me all at once
NOT: I have suicidial tendencies18. Hoe, don’t do it
MEANS: This is probably going to end in tears, but please do it anyway
NOT: a rude way to say “stop what you’re doing”19. Are you happy now?
MEANS: you just caused me so many feels that I can’t deal with
NOT: a common qustion about someone’s well being
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