lactose intolerant people in fiction: i can never eat dairy…i order cheese-less pizza and cry myself to sleep
me, a real life lactose intolerant person: *chugs my 10th straight glass of chocolate milk* lmao see you in hell god
Me, someone that can’t eat dairy products: *eats 6th slice of pizza, drinking milk and going to eat a cheeseburger* lmao I’ll see you in oblivion bitches
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