Hacker’s back from work

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“I need either ten sleeping pills or a vacation and knowing my boss I’ll be taking those pills but be up a 3 AM because he needs something again.” Hacker smiled. “Your working habit’s aren’t healthy.” Coder glared. “I know, I’m merely smiling because I’m in this cycle of wanting to choke my boss but not get fired.” Hacker smiled emotionless.

Blue silently agrees from a far “ BOTH OF YOU NEED A VACATION “ Diamond yells Blue wheezes “ I WISH THINK YOU CAN GET ME THAT FOR MY BIRTHDAY “ Blue says back

“IF YOU MANAGE I’LL BE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL!” Hacker shouted back. Coder merely grabs a knife. “In away that doesn’t deal with the dark side.” Hacker hissed. Coder merely chopped vegetables with a sweet smile. Hacker shivered.

“ I SHALL “ Diamond yells with pure determination in his soul “ WITH THE POWER OF SWEETS AND KINDNESS I BELIEVE “ Diamond yells with stars in his eyes Blue seemed worried

“Woah there sugar.” Coder giggled. Hacker leaned on the kitchen counter. “My boss doesn’t like sweets.” Hacker told him. “And people often use kindness as a weakness.” Coder offered softly. “I am not getting a vacation.” Hacker finished. “Hacker!” They started arguing in latin.

Diamond pouts “ I shall find away “ Kanji pops out of nowhere “ maybe I can help” Blue looks panicked “ NO NO WE ARE GOOD AND DID Y-“ Blue was interrupted by Neptune “ I SHAWW POISON DEM” Neptune says happily Blue looks even more shocked then glares at Kanji “ WHAT DID YOU TEACH HIM” Blue yells

Coder and Hacker continued to argue. Kronos came downstairs. “Guys please stop yelling.” He sounded tired. They couldn’t really see him but he was there. “Violation and Shine finally went to sleep and Universe isn’t here to keep it that way when yelling is happening.

Blue nods Neptune waves Diamond smiles nervously “ sorry “ he says softly “ lets go poison something’s “ Kanji and Neptune ran off Blue seemed worried

Kronos sighed softly. Coder and Hacker rushed to his side. “Careful there.” Hacker told him making Kronos sit down. “I’m fine.” Kronos insisted. “And Universe is just a skeleton with pretty eyes.” Hacker rolled his eyes.

Blue signs “ hopefully they won’t kill any humans…” Blue says Diamond was a little worried for Kronos

Hacker chuckled. “Let’s hope.” Coder smiled softly. Kronos noticed Diamond’s worry. “Don’t worry I’m ok Diamond.”

“ promise..?” Diamond says still worried Blue smiles nervously Neptune comes back with a cows head “ look look” he seems proud of his accomplishment “ good job” Kanji and Neptune were covered in cow blood Blue looked shocked

Coder and Hacker didn’t know how to respond. “Good job kid!” Hacker smiled once he shook of shock. Kronos nodded. “Mhm.” He hummed. Coder whispered to Diamond. “He’s expecting.”

Diamond seems shocked and worried “ why are teaching him these things Kanji…?” Diamond says with wide eyes but with a smile “ combat “ Kanji puts his thumb up Neptune smiles feeling like he did a good thing “ nom nom now…?” Neptune asked “ well if your hungry we can save the rest for later” Kanji says Neptune took a bite of the cows eye Blue has no words

Hacker has covered Kronos’ eyes. “Uh guys I know you guys do this often probably but yeah could you not in front of the soon to be mom?” Kronos was silent.

Neptune tilts his head “ mom…?” Neptune doesn’t know what that is “ yeah let’s “ Blue says looking at Kanji “ fine “ Kanji takes cow head “ why not save it “ he teleports it back to there house Blue is panicking for what else Kanji will teach him

Hacker sighed in relief releasing Kronos. Kronos stared at them blankly. “Please be more mindful of your surroundings.” He sighed.

Neptune was still confused “ what a mom…?” Neptune asked “ yeah sure sorry” Kanji says Blue glares “ won’t do it again” Kanji says a bit nervous

Kronos finally noticed Neptune. “Oh hello there.” He smiled. “Next time I’m just gonna Universe and let him handle it.” Hacker groaned. Coder giggled.

“ Un…” he struggles with the word “ Uni Uni…?” Netupe tilts his head Diamond smiles

Universe came in. “What the-” He noticed Neptune and stopped himself from swearing. “Welcome back Uni.” Kronos smiled at him. Coder smiled at Neptune. “It’s U-ni-verse.” He sounded out.

“ U-un-Uni-Uni…” he continues to try and sound it out Diamond smiles “ you got this” Diamond cheers for Neptune “ Uni Uni…?”

Coder also cheers for Neptune. “You got this.”

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