Me: *looks at friend*
Friend: What?
Me: I adopted one kid and he disappeared. You want me to adopt three?
*Now*
Me: *wearing a sweater made by Universe that says “Best Momz”*
Random person: That sweater is ugly
Me: Did you just insult my sweater? Fight Me. Now. No one insults my baby’s hard work.
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