*hears a single gun fire*
Welp, that’s it, gonna die tonight .3.
NOOOOO
IT’S OKAY!!! I HAVE A SPOT RESERVED IN HELL
NO THE FUCK YOU DON’T
I DO!
NOT WITHOUT ME YA DON’T
ALRIGHT I’LL SHARE MY SPOT, WE GOT THE COOKIE AISLE
COOKIES YOU GOT COOKIES?!
YES I HAVE COOKIES! *shove plate of cookies at you* HAVE SOME!
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